8 REASONS I BLINK

1. People I don't like come into sight.
2. Confusing words emerge from people's perpetually open mouths. Like, whaa--at?
   
3. My eyes get tired of people around me. Like,*blink* do i still have to look at you? =P
4. I am trying very hard to make something disappear telepathically ><
5. I am trying even harder to make something explode into smithereens =D
6. I am trying my hardest to make YOU dissipate. (haha)
7. I am under the impression that I can stop time. (This is when you can tell me I am watching too much Heroes)
8. Blinking is FUN. ohh, yes it is.