You Gotta Be Kidding

The unanticipated discovery upon the actuality that I can blog with my otherwise useless phone had induced a certain elation. In which I began to type fervently of rantings that are long overdue. 10 minutes later, I hit the cancel button by accident and out the window goes my post. You know what the best part is? There was no autosaving draft function. You want to know why? Because I was using my damn phone. So much for being elated.